2008年4月15日星期二

About Bushism

小布什是如此的有趣,以至于有人为他建立了一个出丑的网站(日文版):布什的博客

以下是一些例子

访问加拿大时的感想:
I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave - with all five fingers - for their hospitality.

被问及和施瓦辛格的共同处时:
We both married well. Some accuse us both of not being able to speak the language. We both have big biceps.

Sep 21, 2003, 有关战后的伊拉克:
Obviously, I think they're going badly for the soldiers who lost their lives, and I weep for that person and their family. But no, I think we're making good progress.

Jul 8, 2003, 在塞内加尔讲话:
It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America.

Oct 8, 2003, Washington D.C.
See, free nations do not develop weapons of mass destruction.

Sep 9, 2003, Florida, 谈到他妻子:
She is a fabulous First Lady. I was a lucky man when she said, yes, I agree to marry you. I love her dearly, and I'm proud of the job she's doing on behalf of all Americans. Just like I love my brother.

Apr 27, 2000, 谈到他父亲老布什:
I come from a different generation from my Dad.

有关青少年毒品问题:
I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made.

Oct 3, 2001, Washington D.C.:
I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.

Apr 3, 2000, US. News & World Report:
I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.

以下是他在2004年的十大:

10) "I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

9) "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

8) "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004

7) "I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

6) "We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental ム supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

5) "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week ム we will have an all-volunteer army!" Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

4) "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

3) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

2) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

1) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

05-12-08

1 条评论:

WANGHU 说...

评论源自: 容若
“阿妹你看”的这个总统啊,真是笑话不少!
05-12-11 @ 22:44

评论源自: WANGHU
以一个最新的段子(少儿不宜?)谢谢捧场:

Washington, D.C., Dec. 1, 2005(世界艾滋病日)

We're workin' with our partners to expand prevention efforts, that emphasize abstinence, being faithful in marriage, and using condems correctly.
05-12-12 @ 08:02